What to Wear

Before anyone gets defensive, let's be clear: I'm not passing judgement. (Although I can, and will, if even the smallest interest is evinced.) These are the facts. What you do with them is up to you.

So, a quick NY-attire checklist:

American Men/Women:
Are the shoes you're wearing marketed as running shoes?

American Women:
Are you wearing Ugg boots?

American Women/European Men:
Are you wearing capri pants?

American Men:
Are you wearing khaki cargo shorts?

All:
Are you wearing your backpack on your front?

If the answer to all these questions is no, you'll stand a much better chance of blending in.

RECIPE: Chocolate Pumpkin Layer Cake. For years I wavered between requesting chocolate cake and pumpkin pie for my birthday. This cake, which R baked last year, solves the problem.